i decided my da name is retarded so i made a new one

so im back from afest
it was great

lucy, katie and i counted all the joker and sweeney todd cosplays
=u= im surprised there were a lot of soul eater things
but hardly any gurren lagann

we bought some shit
got stalked by some dudes
my boobs wouldnt fit into anything
there was this guy dressed up as buggy the clown who gave me THE WORST GLARE EVER HOLY MOTHER DICK
we stood by some rly crazy people in line
one was hot
he had a nice neck
i almost revealed my secret identity as bradley douchenmeyer to a certain black guy
we saw sex and the city
but we have to tell everyone it was indiana jones
i was going to buy a doll and name it phillis


it was fun

im going tomorrow im so excited =u=

syd just moved ugh

but im going to afest this weekend yay
ive been saving up so i can buy stupid things that i'll never use more than once and feel like a total looser doing so. =u=

-------------6 years ago----------

How old were you? 8
Where did you go to school? a hic' town
Where did you work? the coal mines
Where did you live? sum place in da country
Where did you hang out? IN A TREE seriously huge tree. backyard.
Did you wear glasses? nope
Who was your friend(s): jessica, hyanna, camra, and fred
How many tattoos did you have? +20 obv
How many piercings did you have? none
What car did you drive? uh
Had You had your heart broken? not rly
Single/Taken/Married/Divorced? noooo

-------------3 years ago----------

How old were you? 11
Where did you go to school? some place called gay
Where did you work? IN THE COAL MINES, POP
Where did you live? same place, but moved in christmas
Where did you hang out? this one itallian restraunt, all the cool kids went. B]
Did you wear glasses? no
Who were your friend(s): camra, jessica, travis, matt, jordan, mary jane, tori, jordin uhhh i dont remember anyone else
How many tattoos did you have? a ton
How many piercings did you have? none
What car did you drive? I WAS A TRUCKER not rly
Had your heart broken? ; ; maaaaatttttttt
Single/Taken/Married/Divorced? bahhhhhhhhh

--------------------Today--------------------

How old are you? 14
Where do you go to school? i drooped out in fourth gra- some gay placxe
Where do you work? merman
Where do you live? gaywall
Where do you hang out? sso, da playground i have no life
Who are your CLOSEST friend(s): lucy steph syd joe zac efron maybe gage idk
How many tattoos do you have? 2 many 2 count
How many piercings do you have? 2
What car do you drive? no
Had your heart broken? eh
Single/Taken/Married/Divorced? t-t-t-t-taken